The Antidote to Women's Liberation

Thank God for Axe: the antidote to women's liberation.

If women for were actually smart enough to be President of the United States, little teenage losers would have to start waking up to the reality that the little cyber dolls, that Axe provides them for ego jerk-off sessions, ain't going to be found and they ain't going to get laid.

For more on how much I hate Axe, read my earlier post 'Strange Bedfellows: Dove and Axe'.

So, am I to assume that Unilever (incidentally, producer of Dove's purchase-your-empowerment campaign) is backing the McCain campaign? Maybe,  there's money to be made in the endless shipping of Dove shampoo to the resident-troops and new markets for Fair and Lovely, if McCain takes root and expands Iraq-a-la-Disneyland.

Comments

[deBeauxOs]

Omigawd. Too funny for words.

[Prole]

I think we should start a campaign of profuse sneezing anytime a boy/man is marinated in Axe. Sorry dude, instead of having bikini models want to do you, you're going to be covered in a fine mist of snot from that toxic crap!

And Dove can bite me. The body products, that is. Not the delicious chocolates and ice cream bars. I will do the biting there.

[eh]

Wow. Just when you thought Axe couldn't sink any lower. Repulsive.

[pamused]

i'm still not convinced it's for real FOR REAL, but you've heard of the 'vulva' scent? axe's dirty old uncle: http://www.smellmeand.com/index_2.html

[Polly Jones]

I don't know if it will be run, but it is from a REAL agency for which AXE is a client.
"http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/unilever_axe_mccain"

[Lisa @ Corporate Babysitter]

It is time for a formal boycott.

[poetryman69]

"Triggering the Grand Irrationality?"

Cowering in an obscure corner of the food pyramid

somewhere between the tofu and the unflavored yogurt

contemplating the juxtaposition of intangibles for all you are worth.....